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Man weds man in Ghana

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In the face of the brouhaha that has recently engulfed the Ghanaian society concerning homosexuality, DAILY GUIDE has stumbled on a classic example of the reality of gay marriages in the country. Nana Kwabena Bennie, popularly called Komfo Bennie of Apentamadi shrine near Sefwi Wiawso in the Western Region, has told DAILY GUIDE that his penis had indeed mysteriously vanished one night in 2010 and was replaced with a vagina because he disobeyed the gods he served, and that he later got married in a grand style. “Whether people believed it or not, I had the practical experience after some excruciating pains in my waist and later my penis turned into a vagina after I woke up from sleep. The gods had warned me earlier not to marry, but as a man I couldn’t help it and married Nana Ama from Amafie near Sefwi-Wiawso and brought her to my shrine at Apentamadi”. The fetish priest said he immediately informed his biological father, Kofi Nyame and a certain Aunt Esi, Gyantuahemaa, of his unusual

Used Condom In Soup

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Residents of Salamba, a suburb of Tamale got the shock of their lives last week when a used condom was discovered in a delicious ‘AYOYO SOUP’ prepared by a house wife for her husband and his friends. The shocking episode occurred in one of the respectable homes in the area and set tongues wagging at how such an abomination could occur in such a respected house. Information gathered by the Daily Democrat indicates that some youth in the area met in the afternoon to relax under a shed and to share the meals prepared by their wives. According to a source, it was during one of the routine passing of meals like the biblical story of the early Christians that a condom was found in the Ayoyo soup and Tuo Zaafi (TZ) brought by the wife of one of the gentlemen. The source disclosed that half way through the meal, one of the men pulled out a used condom from the slimy vegetable soup resulting in instant vomiting. Fortunately, however, none of the gentlemen needed hospitalization. They however ac

Fake Condoms Seized By FDB

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The FDB wishes to caution the general public of the presence on the market of a FAKE brand of condoms - PREVENTIVE PLUS DOTTED. The fake Preventive Plus Dotted Condom was imported by Orackie Enterprise, Kumasi and had no manufacturer's name or address though information on the packaging indicated that the product was manufactured in China. The said fake PREVENTIVE PLUS DOTTED Condom did not meet the acceptable standard when tested at the laboratory and therefore its safety cannot be guaranteed by the FDB. The public is hereby being advised to desist from using the said fake PREVENTIVE PLUS DOTTED Condom since the use of unsafe condoms could lead to contraction of sexually transmitted diseases including HIV AIDS. The general public is further advised to report to the nearest FDB Office anyone found stocking, distributing or retailing the unregistered and fake PREVENTIVE PLUS DOTTED Condoms. Pharmacies, Licensed Chemical Shops, Supermarkets and all other outlets having in stock the